Dear Brethren,

It is I (EYE) the Holy SEE sending you blessings from the GREAT FERMENTATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEARKEN YE TO THE BUD, THE WATER AND THE FERMENTATION!

I SEND BLESSINGS THROUGH THE SACRED LIQUID OF THE STUPOUR

HOLD FAST TO YOUR LACK OF SOBRIETY AND RELEASE!

The blessing of the great STupour shall fall upon those who rage against the great EVIL of Sobriety. In the beginning there was the great FIRM A MENt. That blessed body of liquid that stayed in HOLY REpose Until the GREAT StuPoured itself into it and gave it FERMENTATION. THE BUD THE BUD! What of the BUD?

In the Third day of the BINGE! SO CAME FORTH THE BUD. BEFORE and not after the GREAT FALLING OFF THE WAGON AND THE great ROLL down the Hill. REmember evil SOBRIETY is everywhere!

BLESSINGS BLESSINGS BLESSINGS BLESSINGS

YOUR POPE


CONFESS! CONFESS! CONFESS!


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